Our Mission Statement - We have none.  They are really all about the same...."be the leader in.... innovate at....".  You get the idea.  But if you think of one for us, please send it along. Mission Madness

Our Products and Services - Don't have any.  We were selling some things but nobody ordered, so we gave up.  We didn't want our servers to be overloaded.  If you know of something we should sell, please let us know.   Product Proliferation

Our Partners - Not a clue who we'd deem a partner or who would want to be one.  A partner is usually a company that can't make money and needs help.  Maybe we should be a partner.  If you think of anybody, let us know. Partner Possibilities

Our Management - Learn about our all-star team below!

	President and CEO - We actully don't have one.  Recruiting has been slow, but then again we haven't advertised or anything.  We're just hoping somebody will show up.  If you know of anyone, let us know at -  CEO Calling
	CIO - "Lucky" is our Chief Information Officer.  He joins us fresh from a 20 year career developing minor applications on a TRS 80 home computer.  His confidence and leadership in deploying ScreamSavers has been totally worthless.  As usual, we'd appreciate any new players -  CIO Champs
	Executive VP of Marketing and PR - We are pleased to have Saydie Talkins on our team.  Her most recent experience was as a team captain for an adult chat service.  Prior to that Saydie worked as a Motel 6 telephone operator in a number of less known locations.
	Chief Operating Officer - A proven veteran, Arno X. Ceptions, is responsible for bureaucracy and red tape.  He has no college degree but had a distinguished 15 year career working in Washington, DC for the federal printing department.  During his tour there he advanced from a GS-1 job grade to a GS-2 job grade.
	Group Director of Customer Relations - Completing our senior management team is Ox E. Moron who insures ScreamSavers users receive what ever service we feel like providing.  Ox, has no human relations skills and is generally quite blunt.  But atleast he is good for none of his promises.